Sunday 28 April 2013

East meets West...

"Re-examine all you have been told...Dismiss what insults your Soul."  - Walt Whitman

What a week, I'm currently spending a day off the bike at a place called Sopot in east Poland, resting ready for the final push up the Baltic into Estonia and on to St Petersburg. Loads of good stories to tell from the past week, I guess a good place to start would be where I left off...

I left Lubeck early the next morning after a quick chat with a British couple who were staying at the same campsite. "ahh so your the nutter cycling to St Petersburg". I became a bit of a local celebrity, with offers of a free breakfast and as many cups of tea as I could drink.

My next port of call was a town called Rostock, a days ride along the north coast of Germany. I felt quite strong on the bike after a good days rest and this, paired with the stunning scenery, made for an enjoyable days riding. 

I've also picked up a few trinkets on my way through Germany. Whenever the Germans have a house clearance all of the stuff they don't want is left out on the street for the council to collect, and its deemed quite acceptable for people to rummage through it and take whatever they want. Whenever I saw these piles of stuff on the street I was on it like a tramp on chips, and I found some pretty cool stuff. First off you'll see in a couple of the pictures I've got a black waterproof coat on, its a Jack Wolfskin coat, hardly worn, the only problem in its xl so slightly too big, but my favorite find:
A vintage Coleman 100 stove! Stuck a new gas canister in it (canisters cost about a quid) and it fired up first time, and after a week its still got gas in it, so the seals seem ok! If I can get it back in one piece i'm gonna donate it to my brother, I bought him a tent for his birthday so he can add this to his kit list, plus it will have a pretty cool story behind it.
Is it wrong that I like cooking on this little stove I found by the side of the road more than I like cooking on my £60 meths Trangia?

Anyway I got to Rostock at about 5pm, quite early for me, got the tent set up and got a brew on the go. The campsite was quite empty apart from one old guy camped opposite me, I pitched my tent and was just about to get in when I heard a friendly "Hallo!" behind me, I turned around and the old guy was standing there. He started talking to me in German, "English, English" I said. "Ah OK" he replied, "my name is George, and George look after the English!"


George is one of the most interesting people I've ever met. We spent three hours talking and drinking green tea that night. He showed me his tent, that he had just picked up for 20 euros in a flea market, and his car, which he was obviously living out of.

George was born in east Berlin when the country was divided and the east was under Soviet control, his father was a border guard on the east side and used his position to smuggle George over the border when he was a young child. George said that east Germany was better than west Germany for young children as there were more public kindergardens. 

When he was a young adult he went back to visit family in east Berlin (in the latter years of the division of Germany people from the west were allowed to visit the east for 30 days a year) and has vivid memories of the Soviet influences in his country. Phrases like 'Forever in partnership with the USSR' were daubed on walls throughout the east side of the capital and Geroge remembered one time when he had come over there was a huge wall plastered in propeganda, pictures of the communist martyrs and slogans, that was floodlit at night. When he returned the next evening the lights had been turned off, he asked one of the locals what had happened and apparently a prominent member of the party had visited east Berlin and ordered the lights be switched off, citing that; "Communism needs no propeganda!"

George Had spent nearly twenty years of his life studying everything from textile design to philosophy, before deciding to study dentistry, at 35! He had become a dentist and worked all over Germany before losing his practice when his marriage broke down, he went from earning 4000 euros a month to getting the state handout of just 380. I asked George how he coped with it, he smiled and said:

Socrates and his wife walked into a shop full of precious jewelry, fine clothes and exquisite china. Socrates turned to his wife and said "look at all of these beautiful things, that I don't need!"

Spiritually rich, is how I would describe George. We chatted for an hour in the morning over breakfast and put the world to rights, I felt genuinly sorry to be leaving this guy, but I'm sure my old friend will muddle through.

I left Rostock at 9:30 that morning, hoping to make it to a place called Griefswald, the last port of call before leaving Germany for Poland. I didn't feel very good on the bike, my legs were like lead and I struggled for the first fourty miles, it always seems to happen a few days after I have a day off. Its my body trying its luck wanting another day off. 'Screw that, I wanna get to Poland' I thought so I pushed on to the campsite at Griefswald, arriving at around 8:30 pm, feeling like somebody had been pounding my quads with a sledgehammer for the past eleven hours. 

I was blown away by the beauty of the place, the campsite was set back off the main drag and backed onto the beach. They say this section of coast has they whitest sand in Germany. I immediatly forgot about all of the pain I'd been through that day, and took a few pictures. 

 The best days are always the ones where you push yourself, take all the shit, and get the reward.

I started early the next day, determined to get to the border. Looking at the map there was a cycle route through the woods along the coast to a place called Swinoujscie in Poland. All of it was dirt track so not the most sutiable terrain for a fully loaded touring bike on slicks, but managable. German tourists looked on in horror as I spanked my 50kgs of bike and gear up some of the steeper inclines, while they were out of breath pushing their bikes.

As a came to a crossroads in the trail I stopped to look at a sign and waved a group of tourists across, an old German guy wearing a beret stopped in the middle of the trail, smiled and said someting about me having so much stuff on my bike in German. "Ich bin Englander" I said, he looked puzzled. His daughter translated my terrible German for him and his face lit up.

"English, English... I know English!"
He walked towards me and held out his hand, with three digits missing.
"I was in England for three years, in Hampshire, 1946-1949, prisoner of war!!"
So I shook hands with a real life German WW2 soldier!.

A few miles and a 14 inch pizza later I came to the Polish border.
 About two kilometers after this picture was taken I stopped to ask a man for directions to the ferry over the river to Warsow, the east portion of Swinoujscie. He didn't understand English. "Deutsch" I said, he didn't understand German. Only Polska, he said. It dawned on me that I was in a country where I could not speak one word of the language.

After a lot of pointing and sign language I found my way to the ferry terminal, but this time it was around 4pm, and I was knackered and stressed. Everybody was watching me, I was drawing unwanted attention, and I was beginning to wish I hadn't bought another flag. In my mind my first mugging was just around the corner!

After crossing the water I decided to get out of the town as fast as possible, I rode out of the town in the direction that I thought would take me along the coast. I was wrong. By 5pm I was totally lost, in a country where I couldn't speak the language and hadn't been able to get a map of. Great. 

Ok I thought, chill out, you've been in worse shit than this and come out smelling sweeter. I found a local shop and decided to get some food and figure out what to do. Outside the shop were half a dozen locals, drinking beer and talking, they all went quiet as I pulled up, and stared at me. I met their gaze, smiled and gave them a friendly "Hello" before dissappearing into the shop.

"If my fecking bikes still there when I get back It'll be a miracle" I thought. It took me a good ten minuites to get the girl behind the counter to get me what I wanted (hot dogs and eggs) and I felt a bit of a berk not knowing how to say thank you ,so I just smiled and gave her a thumbs up and mumbled "cheers".

When I left the shop I was relived to find my bike was still where I left it. As I was packing the food into one of my panniers the biggest guy came over from the group of locals.
"Hey man, whats up? Are you English?" he said
"Yup" I replied
By this time a few more of the locals had come over to look at the bike.
"Englishman, why have you come to Poland", he motioned around the street with his hand "Its a shithole!"
I laughed and we chatted for a while, he had worked in England, near Birmingham and wanted to know all about how the trip was going, how I ate, where I slept etc., but more importantly he gave me directions to the nearest campsite.
 Half an hour later I was on this official Polish cycle track, en route to the local campsite. Very posh.

The campsite at first glance looked more like a childs amusement park, I opened the gate and immediatly a dog started barking at me. I went up to house and knocked on the door. A man-mountain answered (apparently eastern europeans come in only one size, fookin massive!) about 6ft 6" and 300 pounds. Again no English spoken but we managed to get by in German. I got a room in a converted trailer complete with electric. As his mother was making the bed Garths harder brother decided I should see 'eine kleine musee', or the small museum. This was basically a garden shed filled with junk, there were busts of Lenin, Stalin and Hitler at one end, old typewriters, some fake samurai swords, anything under the sun that looked kinda vintage.
 The campsite was what I'd call 'rustic'. The mother and two sons were obviously trying to cash in on the tourist trade, and had made pretty much everything on the site from scratch. The bar was an old bit of kitchen worktop, the walls in the bathroom where painted chipboard, you get the idea. In the morning I had the traditional Polish breakfast, which looked like this:
 And the price, for the room and breakfast? 40 zlotych, about £8.

After the pervious days messing about I was determined to do some decent milage, so after brekfast (served at 8 am prompt) I set off. The difference between Poland and western Europe is massive, especially in the rural areas. The quality of the roads is, quite frankly, shit, any road that is not a main route is very rough. To be honest Poland would be alot more fun on a mountain bike!
Designated bike routes are very often unridable and the cobbled roads in some of the villages will shake your fillings out.

I stopped at a Polish supermarket on the north coast to get some scran. While I was waiting in the queue a German chap came up to me and asked me what I was doing, we had a little chat about cycling and he shook my hand "good man, good man" he said.
As I was eating out in the carpark (camembert and crusty bread, classic) the German guy came up to me again, he'd bought me a massive bar of milk chocolate, "for energy" he said. Ledgend!

As I was riding through one of the villages at about 1pm there were a load of school kids on the streets, when they saw the flag I was met with shouts of "Hello, hello" and "Good morning!", seeing as it was after 12 it should have been "Good afternoon", but I'll let it slide.

Now one of the things on my list of things to do in Europe is to see a wild boar, I've never seen one. Its got to the point now where I'm obsessed with wild boars. I also want to try eating wild boar, cause i imagine its damn tasty. My 23rd birthday celebration is going to be me and Bayliss going to France dressed as Asterix and Obelix to try wild boar, Sam if your reading this you should come along mate! You could be Dogmatix or maybe the Druid, in which case you get to mix the cocktails ;). Anyway I found this by the side of the road:
 Thats got to be a wild boar, look at the tusks, plus it had brown fur still attached to it. I actually though about strapping this too the bike and taking it home because it looks cool, but the smell and the rotting flesh still attached to it kinda put me off. Anyway I left it by the side of the road, but not before i'd taken the tusks out with the pliers in my tool kit and stashed them in my bag.

I made it to a place called Ustronie Morskie that night, camping was £2. Got a shower and hit the sack at around 9pm ready for an early start.

The next day was a bit of a blur, I left early enough but every road I went down seemed to end in either an unridable dirt road, or impassable sand dunes. At a place called Darlowko I was looking at the map when one of the locals came up to me and asked where I wanted to go, I said I wanted to get to Ustka, but wanted a secondary road, not the main road. He gave me directions too a costal track, assuring me that it would have me in Ustka in no time. Great, I thought, when I got to the start of this track it was apparent that it was being re-surfaced and it was closed.
"Screw it, I ain't turning back this time" I thought to myself, letting myself through the unlocked gate, being careful not to draw the gaze of the bloke driving the lorry loaded with hardcore.
 The road was rough, but ridable. After about 2km I saw some blokes on the side of the path. "Shit, my first bollocking in Polish" I thought, although the friendly waves and smiles suggested otherwise. The three guys were surveyors working on a way to stop coastal erosion in the area, they spoke pretty good English and had plenty of questions.
"so you just sleep wherever when the sun goes down?"
"pretty much, yeah"
"ahhh, so you are a free man!"
The older one offered me a smoke but I declined, just the thought of smoking when I'm riding makes me feel sick!

I got another kilometer or so down that track before I had to turn off, I saw a bloke coming towards me on a dumper truck who didn't look like he was as happpy to see me.
Another few hours of half riding, half pushing the bike through rutted bicycle tracks got me to Jaroslawiec, where the nice lady at the campsite gave me a pitch for free because it was off season, and the toilet was broken.

I woke up in the morning feeling dog rough, I wasn't sure if I was ill of if my body was just being a pussy after 3 weeks of physical torture. I decided it was the latter, and that the cure was more cycling. I stopped at the local supermarket for some breakfast, and got the second puncture of the trip. Great. While I was fixing it though I met the bike-hacker of the week, check this guy out:
 This dude had made his own number plate, with his name, and put so many reflectors on the back of his bike it looked like a christmas tree, but notice the ariels on the back rack. They're wired up to a little radio on his handlebars. Cool as.

Local roads took me to a small village called Smoldzinski Las, and arguably the stupidist decision of the whole trip. Smoldzinski Las is on the edge of Slowinski national park. On the other side of this park is a place called Leba. Leba looked like the kind of place that would have some nice campsites, maybe a bar or two for a cold beer. Ahh paradise. A signpost at Smoldzinski Las indicated it was 24km to Leba across the national park. 'Piece of piss' I thought, '15 and a bit miles, an hour and a half, tops'.

The first mile of track was ridable, after that I was met with this:

 Sand dunes, the fine white sand of the Baltic is pretty to look at but when you put weight on it it just sinks, and pushing 50kgs of bike across it was damn near impossible, especially uphill.

Any sane man would of turned back, gone round the long way, but the stupid voice in my head kicked in, "Forward is the only way!". Reasoning with myself I thought; it can't be like this all the way through the park, they will of paved part of it, what about the mums with pushchairs? It wasn't. The trail through Slowinski national park was a hardcore hiking trail, and I was about to become the dumbshit who pushed his bike along it.

By this time it was about 6pm, I kept going still with the thought of a hot meal and a beer in the back of my mind, although the liklihood of this happening was nil. Before I knew it I had lost the trail and I was pushing my bike over monsterous sand dunes.
 By 8pm I was loosing light, and having visions of Bayliss making a piss-taking speech at my funeral. I pitched the tent up on the dunes, not having a clue whereabouts in the park I was, only knowing that as long as the sea was to my left and the lighthouse was behind me I'd make it to Leba. The pegs wern't long enough to get a proper grip into the sand, but the weather had been bright and sunny all day so it should be ok tonight, right?

You know sometimes life kicks you when your down? That night a storm blew in off the sea, the tent collapsed around me and by morning I was sitting in a puddle. My sleeping bag was piss wet through. I thought about calling the coastguard. "only faggots call the coastguard, stop being weak!" this was the same voice that got me into this mess and the same voice that I'm pretty sure is gonna end me one of these days.

I got up at 6am the next morning, and started pushing.
 My names Ralph and I'm your walking man....

It was a very tired, very wet, physically broken man that pushed that bike into Leba at around 12am yesterday. I'd also managed to run out of water the night before, and was surviving on a 2.5 lite bottle of coke.

After a quick bit of lunch, a quiet thought of never again' and a big dose of 'man-up' I jumped back on the bike and rode to a place called Sopot, where I got a 2 star hotel room, and spent the rest of the day trying to clean the sand off just about everything I own.

I will persist until I succeed.

In the Orient young bulls are tested for the
fight arena in a certain manner. Each is brought to
the ring and allowed to attack a picador who pricks
them with a lance. The bravery of each bull is then
rated with care according to the number of times
he demonstrates his willingness to charge in spite
of the sting of the blade. Henceforth will I recog-
nize that each day I am tested by life in like
manner. If I persist, if I continue to try, if I
continue to charge forward, I will succeed.

 Met these Polish guys yesterday touring the north coast!

Phew! That was a long one, been sat in Starbucks for nearly 6 hours. Insanely jealous of you Fred mate, California is awesome. Gutted about the promotion Bayliss but im sure if you persist you will succeed ;).

Over and out...






















 



 


Saturday 20 April 2013

Hate Regrets More Than Apologies...

"There is always a risk in being alive, and if you are more alive, there is more risk!"-Sir Ranulph Fiennes


I'm currently enjoying a day off the bike, in the German town of Lubeck. Now I'm not a big fan of cities, too big, loads of traffic, hard to find your way around, tonnes of fatbergs (fat and/or old people on bikes blocking up the bike lanes), not good, but Lubeck is something special. Check out the entrance.

 I've been in Germay for two and a half days and to be fair I've got mixed feelings. There is very little English spoken in rural Germany, but then I suppose there is very little German spoken in rural England :S, the people are generally friendly but not as forthcoming as the Dutch. One thing that I can't get over is the food. All the stuff I've had from supermarkets has been vile, I'm sure there is good food in Germany, just not where I've been.

 A shout out to Collin Bollen, the friendliest guy in Holland, thanks for the chat mate and good luck with your studies (training to be a nurse).

Wednesday I cycled from Haren in the Netherlands to Detern, just East of a place called Leer in west Germany. Didn't do many miles considering I was on the bike for about ten hours, spent most of the afternoon trying to find the right street out of Leer. These past few days have been a baptism of fire in terms of language, my German is appaling so I've had to learn some basic phrases pretty quick although I imagine it will be worse when i get to the blatic states.

 Aslo met this ledgend. A Dutch guy camping around the north coast, apparently he couldn't find a backpack big enough, so he robbed a shopping trolly and welded some massive wheels to it, add a Netherlands flag and a homemade version of 'the scream' and you've got possibly the coolest load carrying system in the world.

Anyway got to Detern quite late, probably around 7pm. Found a campsite, absolutly deserted (off season) eventually found the warden and got a pitch for the bargain price of five euros.

Thats where I met this guy.
 Now listen up Bayliss because I've no doubt you will find this story hilarious.
This guys name is Clarance, he is mentally retarded. Clarance decided to be my friend at the campsite. I had no problem with this at first, you know, take a picture of him on the bike, let him help me put the tent up and put up with his constant yakking in a language that I couldn't understand.

After about half an hour of getting all my kit sorted I knelt down to peg out the tent. Clarance was standing behind me and out of the corner of my eye I saw his hand going towards my waist, where my cash and card are in my money belt. 'Little shit' I thought 'He's spazzing me!' (pretending to be retarded to get close enough to someone to rob them basically), so I turn around ready to smack him. Clarance wasn't going for my money belt, he was trying to feel my arse, and his other hand was wedged firmly down the front of his trousers.

I have never run so fast in all my life, honestly. I look back on it now and it was hilarious but I was genuinly scared. I went to the warden and he got kicked off the site, apparently he makes a habit of coming to the site and asking people for sexual favours. Brilliant.

 Clarance's hunting ground.

I left that campsite quite early, the warden gave me a couple of boiled eggs, an apple and an orange as a bizzare kind of compensation. Felt quite good on the bike, put in twelve hours and made it to a place called Hechthausen, west of Hamburg. Another bargain five euro campsite due to the time of year, absolutly dead. The weather has been really good over here the past few days, with a little rain on Thursday night and Friday afternoon, but nothing too bad.
 The ferry to Gluckstadt, about a 30 minuite crossing. I thought there would be more crossing points and maybe a bridge over the Elbe but apparently not, the closest crossing point by land being Hamburg, a lengthly detour.
Yesterday I had a slow day, cycled fron Hechthausen to Lubeck. One of those days where you know you havn't got to do mega miles but you just can't get going, had to have a little word with myself at around 3pm to make sure I got to Lubeck before dark. The doctor perscribed a two hour dose of Sublime and Jack Johnson to be taken immediatly, and the miles just melted away. I rolled into Lubeck at around 6pm yesterday.
 Nice try Holland....
So I've spent today mooching around Lubeck. My rear wheel started making some wierd noises about 100 miles back, diagnosis bearing failure. So I said to myself that I'd get the hub rebuilt in Lubeck. Took it to a massive bike shop on the outskirts of town and showed it to the resident monkey on the repair counter. "It needs the bearings replacing and re-greasing" i said, to which the reply was "No, no, no, this hub is not serviciable"

Now the problem with trying to bullsit me personally about what needs to be done to my bike is that I know quite a lot about bikes, and I worked in engineering for four years. After trying to sell me a new wheel off of one of the many made in china bike-shaped objects in the showroom I politly declined and left to find somewhere with staff who actually knew what they were talking about.

A short walk and I found what I was looking for, small shop , quality bikes in the window. "Yes we can service the hub, but it will take a few days for the bearings to arrive and we have lots of work on, so probably another day to fit them". Bollocks. The cost of this would be about 50 euros and 4-5 days lost so I asked to have a look at their selection of wheels. After a quick root around I found what I was looking for, a nice double butted rim, 36 spoke, shimano deore hub wheel. 60 euros, god I'm lucky.

There are absolutly tonnes of bike shops out here which is a real plus, everybody rides a bike and there are some right wierd set ups, so I'm gonna start taking pictures of some of the strangest ones, and put them up on here. Here is the first, vorsprung durch technik, this thing probably weighs the same as a small child, looks comfy though:
 There also seems to be a trend over here for putting tri-bars ( the ones that stick out on the front like horns, usually used on lightweight racing bikes) on town bikes, this gives the handlebar more surface area so you can drape your bloated european carcass over the bars, like you're eating a TV dinner, and put the absolute minimum amount of effort into pedaling, very continental.

Another three days pedaling and I should be in Poland, I'm really looking forward to Poland as I suspect its a bit of a hidden gem, don't know why but I've got a good feeling about it.

Also been thinking about what I'm going to do when I get back, at the moment I'm leaning towards studying for a HNC/HND in mechanical engineering purely to open up more options to me, as much as having another year mucking around on the bike and doing casual work appeals to me, it's not financially viable.
I've never really been motivated much by money, the flash car, nice house and trophy wife, it dosn't appeal to me. What does motivate me is not having to work full time, i.e if your only gonna make 15k a year, may aswell make it in the first 6 months and spend the rest of the year doing fun stuff. Ahhhh the dream...

Anyway if Im going to get back to school this year I'm going to have to limit this trip to maybe 3 months and try and get back by the end of June, this should give me time to square away college applications, loans etc. etc. and not miss the boat. After that I can chill out for a month or two.

Then again, what were you saying about cycling to Sicily, Fred...



Sunday 14 April 2013

Where the Grass is Green and the Girls are Pretty...


“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” - Theodore Roosevelt


  Had a few days living the good life, spinning across Belgium and Holland. Had a day messing about in Calais trying to find the road to Dunkerque, ended up finding it and getting a whooping ten miles out of town before going down the sod this route and pitching the tent at 1 o clock in the afternoon. I blame a severe case of pie retention over the past 6 months for the fact that it has taken me nine days to get to where I am now, I originaly budgeted seven days. Ahhh well... as they say, you can't have your cake and eat it.

It took me one day to do Gravelines to Cadzand, straight along the north coast of Belgium and into the Netherlands, three countries in 1 day by bike. Not bad. The weather was shockingly unpredictable though, sometimes pleasant, sometimes a nightmare.
 I was not enjoying myself when this picture was taken.
Anyone who wants to do some bicycle touring but dosn't know where to start get yourself over to Belgium and Holland. Seriously. There are hundreds of miles of cycle track, friendly drivers, chatty locals(80% of whom will speak enough English)...the list goes on. Oh yeah and did I mention before, its ALL flat, I don't think I've ridden a hill since I left the UK, so easy on the legs aswell.
Sometime, not long after this picture, my flagpole fell off so I'm now the man without a country :(
I managed to get up early the next day, cycled to Breskens for the short ferry ride to Vlissingen. Its then possible to follow cycle tracks all the way up to a place called the Voorne. A very touristy area but eerily quiet at this time of year. This meant deserted cycle lanes and very few cars, plus a chance to take in the scenery. Nice.
Can you tell I used to be a model?
Check out all the wind turbines in the background, hundreds of them around here, and a few tidal energy maker things aswell.
The last two pictures were probably taken within 2 hours of each other and look at the difference in weather.

The Voorne is around 35km from Rotterdam, again I managed to drag my arse out of bed earlyish, get a shower and get on the road for 9. I got to Rotterdam about midday and was met with this.
 Prison break...
Only joking, it was the Rotterdam marathon, which meant that getting through the town was insanly difficult, everytime you had to cross a road that the race went down you had to be escorted across, the whole city was basically shut down.
After a few hours messing around in Rotterdam and paying through the nose for crap food out of snack vans (c'mon Europe you lazy shites, start opening shops on Sundays) I  found the road I was after and made a beeline for Amsterdam.
 I was here six weeks ago for my mates 21st b'day. Once you get past the space cookie munching Jack Sparrow lookalikes its not a bad place. The weather was ace (warmest day of the year so far) and everyone in the city was out enjoying it.
Not a nice place to cycle about in, especially on a fully loaded touring bike, you've really got to have your wits about you.
 Graffiti in Zeeburg.
 Where else?

Thursday 11 April 2013

So Long, And Thanks For All The Shoes...

"Thats why I wear dark glasses, so the coppers can't see my brain!" - Ian Brady

After a few more wet days in the south I finally made it to Dover yesterday at about 5pm. I woke up in a puddle yesterday morning, so a new tent may be on the cards, should of re-waterproofed it before I left.
Good job I bought that tarp...
Cycled along the A272 yesterday towards Folkstone, I was going to stay in Dover last night and get the ferry this morning but as soon as i got into Dover I had an urgent desire to get out. Truckers must love their apple juice cause theres bottles of the stuff chucked in all the verges. Dirty Barstewards. Don't think I've ever been in a port town in England that didn't look like a third world country.

Oh yeah, and I got overtaken yesterday by Katie Price, aka Jordan aka Not With Yours! Seriously, pink Range Rover reg.KP11 HOT, check it out. Didn't even wave.

 Can somebody please tell me what these are, must of passed about fourty of them in the south and can't work them out.
 Food always tastes better after insane amounts of physical exercise.
The south coast of Britian, no sunshine since 1932.

My one way ferry ticket was £25, pretty reasonable. The bikes go down on the freight deck with all of the big trucks. I got talking to a French trucker who was heading to Moscow, he reckoned they've got eight centimeters of snow and its -10 at night at the moment, at least i'll be keeping cool while I'm riding ;). 
 About to leave the ferry in Calais, a few of the trucks were flashing and waving at me on the way out. Reminded me of that scene in Gladiator: "To those who are about to die, we salute you". Didn't fancy another night in my leaky tent so booked in at a 2* hotel for the night. Must be going soft. 
 Ahhhh bliss.

Monday 8 April 2013

Life is Freedom

"Do or do not, there is no try"-Yoda

Managed 200 miles in the last 3 days. Got about another 60 to Dover. Its all good :)
  The Ritz, all set up for a night of free camping.
 The Cyclists Touring Club. Next tattoo? Maybe not.
No hills make Ralph a sad boy.

There are loads of wifi spots out here so should be able to update this every few days.
Anyway gotta find a campsite, cowabunga dudes!
 

Thursday 4 April 2013

Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone....


Man can will nothing unless he has first understood that he must count on no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no other aim than the one he sets himself, with no other destiny than the one he forges for himself on this earth.”
Jean-Paul Sartre

Some interesting reading this, pretty insperational, puts alot into perspective:
http://showmestrength.com/category/david-goggins-motivation/
http://davidgoggins.blogspot.co.uk/
And a quick link to zen habits, not all of it good advice but a pretty good read:
http://zenhabits.net/archives/

Bro's on Snowdon ('06)

The snowdon expidition 2006, why do I get the feeling I was the only one taking the climb seriously?
My mate roy sent me a few really old pictures of us the other day, I thought I'd put this one up. Bad manners at the buttermarket, 06?
  Unfortunatly one of the group decided to come in fancy dress, kinda let the side down.

 Promised a few of the boyos from college I'd put this picture up from last year. Mach 2012 was reserved for the finest engineering students at Shrewsbury Collage of Arts and Technology, unfortunatly they were all busy, so they sent this lot.
Can you spot whos driving back?